It is said that after certain gods created elves, other jealous gods attempted to create a superior race and failed. The result was the goblin. The goblin is a small and repugnant creature with big bulbous eyes and pointy teeth. He is quite dull in intellect, yet he can eat almost anything and breeds like a rabbit. Goblins are also very strong for their size, often fooling their enemies. As a result, a goblin makes a very good fighters or berserkers. Many tribes of goblins exist in Derlith, often to the chagrin of the areas around them, as they often prey on weary travelers and merchants.
- Adjustments: +1 Strength, +2 Constitution, -3 Intelligence
- Compatible Classes: Assassin, Bard, Berserker, Cleric, Deathknight, Druid, Fighter, Mage, Monk, Pureblood, Ranger, Rogue, Thief, Fighter/Thief
- See in dark (infravision): Yes
- Size class: Small
Goblins are crude, filthy, and disgusting little creatures. They're brutes. They HATE Dwarves and elves and insult them or kill them whenever possible. They think humans taste good, especially women (which they often rape first). They don't speak in complete sentences. They burp, spit, drool, slobber, grunt, and fart a lot. Goblin women are very slutty.
They are cowards and act as such... Most of them have lice, so they scratch all the time. They defecate and urinate in public places. They NEVER take baths. They are disgusting when they eat. They don't like sunlight. They will do anything to get ahead, but usually in an organized manner. To a goblin, the only person that can tell them what to do is someone who could beat the living crap out of them. They cower before these people and kiss their butts (don't do this to DMs or CTs).
They ALWAYS tell crude jokes usually involving sexual or bathroom humor, and the jokes almost never are funny.
And last but not least, they aren't very bright at all and are quite dull (even though you have high int for a goblin, you won't be as learned or cultured as a non-goblin with the same int)
The more you act like this in broadcasts, sends, classsends, and even your socials and what you say in rooms, the more chance there is that you will get the full prize.